Jaina's a dick. (humour)

BBDino · 12-21-2005, 03:01 AM

Now don't get me wrong, i think her model and sound set are swell,
but face it Jaina is a dick.

- She's "no warrior" yet has fought in campaigns against the following races:
- Undead
- Orc
- Fel Orc
- Demon
- Naga
- Human

- Her father was a dick.

- She has had relationships with two men who later became dicks (Arthas and Kael)

- She struck up an agreement with Orc's to overthrow her populist (no one overthrew him) father to reinstate her despotic rule of Theramore Isle.

- She suddenly buggered off with half of Lorderons standing army to go fight *everyone* in Kalimdor.

- At the battle for the world tree, when her base was defeated she simply buggered off.

- She's an archmage, a hero that was IMBA!!!! till about version 1.14 and nerfed about 15 times.

KingGigli · 12-21-2005, 03:58 AM

I agree. I completely and uterly agree.

**Vexorian** · 12-21-2005, 11:22 AM

Kael isn't a dick

BBDino · 12-21-2005, 11:32 AM

He might be a victim of circumstance but Kael's still a dick. Just.

Thanks to wc3 screwed up plot tangle.

It's a given rule in WC that what the orcs and night elf fight is automatically evil.

They fought the Naga.

The bloodelves <3 the Naga.

Therfore Kael == Dick.

But don't cloud the issue here, its Jaina whose dickery is important.

Draenei-Seer · 12-21-2005, 12:31 PM

Later on Jaina also cheated on Arthas & Kael with Thrall.

**Anitarf** · 12-21-2005, 12:49 PM

No, this is important! Kael's dickness is, after all, an argument for Jaina's dickness, so it deserves more thorough consideration.

The given rule has exceptions, after all, orcs and night elves have fought each other at some point, but they had a change of heart and joined forces eventually. So, while this doesn't happen with the Naga, it still thwarts the power of this rule, making the circumstantial link to the Blood Elves a rather poor argument, especially considering the Night Elves fought alongside the bloodelves in one mission.

The rule also hurts your argument on a lot less circumstantial level: Jaina fought alongside Orcs and Night Elves.

To adress some other points, Jaina rebelled against her Father the Dick, but you consider her trason a dicky act too, and then that puts her in a loose-loose situation, and makes her an innocent victim of the circumstances, which is so unfair!

Otherwise, you make some good points. I would be willing to concede she's a halfdick.

Draenei-Seer · 12-21-2005, 12:54 PM

Also while she took half of the people from Lordaeron she actually saved lives. Being an undead ain't life. Its like half-life ;)

KingGigli · 12-21-2005, 01:46 PM

actually she was listening to Medhv.

Belphegor666 · 12-21-2005, 02:12 PM

I found this dickery questions rather amusing, but than whats a dick?
She did what she had to do or atleast what she thought it was right, but then again so have Kael, Illidan, Maiev, Arthas... meh most of politicans and normal people would do the same. So I can't really blame her for being a dick. Face it most of us are dicks from one PoV or another.
Is she a dick-probably, are we all- most likely

Nasrudin · 12-21-2005, 02:45 PM

The whole human race in warcraft has always been a dick. Just like the NE; HE; and BE.

ragingspeedhorn · 12-21-2005, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasrudin

The whole human race in warcraft has always been a dick. Just like the NE; HE; and BE.

Yep ^^

Ogres for teh win!!!1!!11

Draenei-Seer · 12-21-2005, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reign4Ever

actually she was listening to Medhv.

Duh, I know, but coz she obeyd him she saved lives.

Belphegor666 · 12-21-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasrudin

The whole human race in warcraft has always been a dick. Just like the NE; HE; and BE.

Whats BE? This one is new to me?

ragingspeedhorn · 12-21-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Belphegor666

Whats BE? This one is new to me?

Blood Elves.

BBDino · 12-21-2005, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anitarf

The given rule has exceptions, after all, orcs and night elves have fought each other at some point, but they had a change of heart and joined forces eventually.

Did thrall's group ever fight the nelves? Cos don't forget that Grom's orcs were the dick orcs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anitarf

The rule also hurts your argument on a lot less circumstantial level: Jaina fought alongside Orcs and Night Elves.

Jaina's dickery is a complex web. Her alliance can be seen as self preservation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anitarf

To adress some other points, Jaina rebelled against her Father the Dick, but you consider her trason a dicky act too, and then that puts her in a loose-loose situation, and makes her an innocent victim of the circumstances, which is so unfair!

Stalin helped defeat Hitler, both are still dicks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anitarf

Otherwise, you make some good points. I would be willing to concede she's a halfdick.

An acceptable outcome.

12-21-2005, 03:01 AM	#1
BBDino Wc3c's resident llama. Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 944	Jaina's a dick. (humour) Now don't get me wrong, i think her model and sound set are swell, but face it Jaina is a dick. - She's "no warrior" yet has fought in campaigns against the following races: - Undead - Orc - Fel Orc - Demon - Naga - Human - Her father was a dick. - She has had relationships with two men who later became dicks (Arthas and Kael) - She struck up an agreement with Orc's to overthrow her populist (no one overthrew him) father to reinstate her despotic rule of Theramore Isle. - She suddenly buggered off with half of Lorderons standing army to go fight everyone in Kalimdor. - At the battle for the world tree, when her base was defeated she simply buggered off. - She's an archmage, a hero that was IMBA!!!! till about version 1.14 and nerfed about 15 times. __________________ Say Yes! to stroking Llamas! Last edited by BBDino : 12-21-2005 at 04:27 AM.

12-21-2005, 03:58 AM	#2
KingGigli User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,470	I agree. I completely and uterly agree. __________________ Long Gone

12-21-2005, 11:32 AM	#4
BBDino Wc3c's resident llama. Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 944	He might be a victim of circumstance but Kael's still a dick. Just. Thanks to wc3 screwed up plot tangle. It's a given rule in WC that what the orcs and night elf fight is automatically evil. They fought the Naga. The bloodelves <3 the Naga. Therfore Kael == Dick. But don't cloud the issue here, its Jaina whose dickery is important. __________________ Say Yes! to stroking Llamas!

12-21-2005, 01:46 PM	#8
KingGigli User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,470	actually she was listening to Medhv. __________________ Long Gone

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12-21-2005, 12:31 PM	#5
Draenei-Seer User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 711	Later on Jaina also cheated on Arthas & Kael with Thrall.

12-21-2005, 12:54 PM	#7
Draenei-Seer User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 711	Also while she took half of the people from Lordaeron she actually saved lives. Being an undead ain't life. Its like half-life ;)

12-21-2005, 02:12 PM	#9
Belphegor666 User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 787 Submissions (1)	I found this dickery questions rather amusing, but than whats a dick? She did what she had to do or atleast what she thought it was right, but then again so have Kael, Illidan, Maiev, Arthas... meh most of politicans and normal people would do the same. So I can't really blame her for being a dick. Face it most of us are dicks from one PoV or another. Is she a dick-probably, are we all- most likely

12-21-2005, 02:45 PM	#10
Nasrudin User Respected User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 932 Submissions (31)	The whole human race in warcraft has always been a dick. Just like the NE; HE; and BE.