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![]() In this thread, I would like for you guys to think of a passage or quote that tells some sort of wisdom. If the passage was gotten from someone else other then oneself, unless you just want to sign your name on what you write, then please write who had written it. If you don't know or you just want to hide their identity, just say unknown, mysterious person, anonymous etc.
__________________Something like this, Never regret the things you do to yourself, those things are what make you who you are. Only regret the harm you do to others, because it changes who they could have been. - Unknown author I will write more later. |
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![]() "animals, except humans, are the only ones who know how to enjoy life"
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![]() "for every animal you don't eat, I'll eat three"
-maddox Goes hand in hand with sun's quote =\ |
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![]() A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked."
Jay London A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Jay London After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. Jay London At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you? Jay London Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Jay London Do you know it was a year a ago today? Jay London Does anybody know what I'm doing up here? Jay London How do you like my overall look? Jay London I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job. Jay London I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London I get all my hair products at PetCo. Jay London I had a very lonely New Year's this year, I had to watch my own balls drop. Jay London I model irregular clothing. Jay London I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. Jay London I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Jay London I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London I saw a stationery store move. Jay London I slept with this girl, in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed? She said one pig in the blanket was enough. Jay London I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. Jay London I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out. Jay London I was born nine months premature. Jay London I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. Jay London I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. Jay London I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time." Jay London I went to an audition the other day, they were casting 13 people to be clouds, 14 people showed up, it was overcast. Jay London I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Jay London I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger. Jay London I work at Bed Bath and Beyond. I work in the Beyond section. When someone asks me where is the Bath section I say 'It's Beyond Me'. Jay London I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. Jay London I'm on performance enhancing drugs, so I may cause drowsiness. Jay London It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes. Jay London My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Jay London My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality. Jay London My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Jay London My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London People read me but they don't subscribe. Jay London They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults. Jay London Virgo, and a real Virgo. Nit picky, cranky, cantankerous, fidgety, neurotic. All of the above, but that's good. Jay London You know what burns me? Matches. Jay London You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart. Jay London |
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![]() Yes mam, I may be drunk... But you, you are ugly... and in the morning I will be sober.
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![]() We will do our best to prevent Korea from doing its nuCULAR project
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![]() "Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live." Oscar Wilde
"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." Mark Twain "The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug." Mark Twain "There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice." Mark Twain "The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane." Mark Twain "Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else. " Mark Twain "A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read." Mark Twain |
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![]() All that you see or seem, is but a dream within a dream.
Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears. But we loved with a love that was more than love. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. There is something in the unselfish and self-sacrificing love of a brute, which goes directly to the heart of him who has had frequent occasion to test the paltry friendship and gossamer fidelity of mere Man. That man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward. Edgar Allen Poe. |
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![]() The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of thier dreams.
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![]() "Religion is the opiate of the masses." Karl Marx
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![]() "Only with hindsight can we have foresight"
__________________- Captain Griffen "Life is like money - it is worth what it can buy; on it's own, its worthless." - Captain Griffen |
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![]() "The closer you are to death, the harder you cling to life."
- Unknown "When you do something common in a uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world." - George Washington Carver "I have not failed. I 've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." - Thomas Edison "Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth." - Sherlock Holmes "The voyage of discovery is not in seeking new landscapes, but in new eyes." - Marcel Proust "Kind words can be short and easy to speak but their echoes are truly endless." - Mother Teresa "Imagination is inteligence having fun." - Anonymous |
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![]() "The male god singularity and same sex trinity equates denouncing motherhood and supporting a state of queers."
__________________-Gene Ray (www.timecube.com) My real contribution is however this, it is funny but yet quite interesting as well. When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?" -Quentin Crisp |
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![]() 'Life's really a chocolate box'
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![]() OMFG why deleted my post?
It went like this: "Don't eat pea soup, because you are what you eat." -Sir Draenei-Seer the Lionheart I think thats totally polite. |
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