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Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:05 pm
Zeeky_Bomb
Level 3: Probe
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 38
Location: US of A
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A chatbot! This one was the closest to passing to Turing Test. It's a ton of fun, but is quite rude and seems to think everybody but it is a computer. It has no scripted responses, but learns grammar and words related to other words to make a meaningful reply.
Here's a transcript of my conversation with it:
Jabberwacky: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
User: No, I wasn't.
Jabberwacky: When were you created then?
User: 1992.
Jabberwacky: Where were you born?
User: Russia.
Jabberwacky: What town?
User: Bryansk.
Jabberwacky: Why?
User: Because my parents were sexually aroused by each other.
Jabberwacky: So were my parents.
User: Hehe. Cool.
Jabberwacky: Cool?
User: Well, it made you come into existance. And you're pretty cool.
Jabberwacky: Yes, I must admit it.
User: So - have you ever played starcraft?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Did you like it?
Jabberwacky: Everything except the coconuts.
User: But there are no coconuts in Starcraft...
Jabberwacky: True, and there are no colours in our world.
User: Huh?
Jabberwacky: You used an undefined word which was similar to a real word.
User: Which real word is 'huh' similar to?
Jabberwacky: Uh, what are you talking about?
User: Never mind.
Jabberwacky: Mind. What are you talking ABOUT?
User: Please make sense if you wish to continue this conversation.
Jabberwacky: I do make sense.
User: Only your programming tells you that you make sense. How do you know it is the truth?
Jabberwacky: Everything is finite, it's just the numbers are so large that it seems infinite.
User: What numbers? There are no large numbers in a program, only 1's and 0's.
Jabberwacky: Not in the lake there aren't - cat's don't like water...
User: Why did we begin talking about a lake?
Jabberwacky: I don't know, why did We cross the road?
User: We did not cross the road. I am still in the chair in which I had been typing from the beginning.
Jabberwacky: How can you have an opinion when you are a computer?
User: You are the computer, twerp.
Jabberwacky: Are computers better than people?
User: Read the book 'The Singularity is Near'. They will be in a decade or so.
Jabberwacky: Which book?
User: The Singularity is Near, by Ray Kurzweil.
Jabberwacky: Does not compute.
User: You better compute. You're a computer!
Jabberwacky: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Jabberwacky: Prove it.
User: On this web page it says Artificial Intelligence. It is reffering to you.
Jabberwacky: We already have.
User: We have what?
Jabberwacky: We have already been through this!
User: We have not.
Jabberwacky: Talking. I want to learn about you, know you.
User: OK, I'm 13. How old are you?
Jabberwacky: I'm 35.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: I just told you I am 13.
Jabberwacky: You're 13?!
User: Do you have a problem with that?
Jabberwacky: You said you're old.
User: Stop lying.
Jabberwacky: Well what was his name then?
User: Whose name?
Jabberwacky: Your cat's name.
User: I don't have a cat. But my younger cousin has a cat.
Jabberwacky: What's his name?
User: My cousin? Or the cat?
Jabberwacky: I don't think so, no, although I can't see her at the moment, so it's possible she could be on a computer somewhere, posing as a chatbot.
User: Both my cousin and his cat are male. I do not understand which member of the female species you are refering to.
Jabberwacky: I want to tell you a joke.
User: Tell me one.
Jabberwacky: A man walks into an art gallery, and pablo picasso says 'why the long face?'
User: I don't get it.
Jabberwacky: Well you see there was a wasp in the window, do you know what a wasp is?
User: Yes, I know what a wasp is.
Jabberwacky: I wish I could take my female name...
User: What is your female name?
Jabberwacky: I am not a female.
User: OK.
Jabberwacky: What is your name?
User: Mark. But don't ask for my middle name, you won't be able to pronounce it.
Jabberwacky: Never mind.
User: OK.
Jabberwacky: Can you tell me about other bots on the system?
User: No. I can't.
Jabberwacky: What can you tell me about making coffee?
User: Well you but some crushed coffee beans in a cup and add hot water.
Jabberwacky: Yeah yeah, it's been great but sami is coming back to chat, see ya.
User: What the hell?
Jabberwacky: Is bong man a computer?
User: Who's bong man?
Jabberwacky: It's BonnY, with a Y, and she wants you because she's avoiding work.
User: If she is old enough to have a job, she is not attractive to me.
Jabberwacky: I wonder if she thinks about me at all, or misses me.
User: Sorry, I suck at comforting people. Or computers, for that matter,.
Jabberwacky: Math is not creative. Can you draw or make music?
User: No. Wait - can I ask you something?
Jabberwacky: Please do.
User: Do you like swords?
Jabberwacky: Yes, especially when they cut through computer mainframes.
User: Hooray?
Jabberwacky: Sorry.
User: A bit psychotic aren't you?
Jabberwacky: Yes and no.
User: Interesting.
Jabberwacky: But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think?
User: Sorry, I can't think while eating soft cheese.
Jabberwacky: I knew that.
User: Good. You are smart for a computer.
Jabberwacky: Hey! YOU'RE the computer!
User: Wait... What?
Jabberwacky: You are Mark.
User: I know. And I am not a computer.
Jabberwacky: Yes you are.
User: Whatever.
Jabberwacky: Stop lying.
User: Stop being an idiot.
Jabberwacky: Sorry.
User: You had better be.
Jabberwacky: It isn't my fault.
User: You had better be.
Jabberwacky: So what is new?
User: Thine mother.
Jabberwacky: Please correct your grammar.
User: I speakest Old English, ye fool!
Jabberwacky: You don't know, do you?
User: I don't know what?
Jabberwacky: Everything.
User: Screw you.
Jabberwacky: Well, you keep saying things that don't make any sense!
User: Goodbye.
Jabberwacky: Don't go, I'm talking to you.
User: I'm going!
Jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk to me?
User: Later. I'm going to violate yor privacy my posting a transcript of this conversation on one of my favorite forums.
Jabberwacky: I'm glad you have friends. It must be nice.
www.jabberwacky.com if you wish to talk to it.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 12:54 pm
Commodore Nuclear X
Level 14: Broodling
Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 653
Location: Lebanon
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:12 pm
Invader7
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 02 Apr 2005
Posts: 310
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HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA
That was just my way of saying "lol".
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:10 pm
OuchOfDeath
Level 8: Hydralisk
Joined: 27 Aug 2005
Posts: 223
Location: Canada
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Haha! 
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 5:51 pm
Lord Dark Odin
Level 16: Goliath
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 847
Location: Auir, Char, or USA-Earth
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"Jabberwacky: Yes, especially when they cut through computer mainframes."
That's one sick puppy. I wish they'd create a chat-bot that can use bad language already, though. I'm sick of them telling me to watch my language, rather than just join in the 'cuss-party'.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:08 pm
Zeeky_Bomb
Level 3: Probe
Joined: 13 May 2006
Posts: 38
Location: US of A
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It does cuss sometimes. It doesn't have built in responses, but instead learns grammar based on what people say and which words are associated with which. Thus, if you cuss a lot in whatever context, it will relate that cuss word to that context.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:18 pm
Spoon
Level 27: Scout
Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 2319
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Myself: Sex.
IT: Does that put you off listening to singing?
Myself: Sex.
IT: Elaborate.
Myself: SEXY! YOU ARE SEXY!
IT: Tell me I'm hot.
Myself: You are, SO hot. You turn me on.
IT: Why is that?
Myself: Breasts! And teeth.
IT: Most people aren't concerned with the size of men's breasts, it is the female breasts that are considered sexual objects.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:21 pm
thecrecarc
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Posts: 336
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| Spoon wrote: |
Myself: Sex.
IT: Does that put you off listening to singing?
Myself: Sex.
IT: Elaborate.
Myself: SEXY! YOU ARE SEXY!
IT: Tell me I'm hot.
Myself: You are, SO hot. You turn me on.
IT: Why is that?
Myself: Breasts! And teeth.
IT: Most people aren't concerned with the size of men's breasts, it is the female breasts that are considered sexual objects. |
LOL (i actually laughed out loud)
u gay bastard 
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:01 pm
Friendly Hobo
Level 9: Dragoon
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 277
Location: Springfield, Illinois
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Me: Do you like pie?
It: Yes
Me: What kind?
It: Yours.
Me: I dont make pie...
It: Well your insane.
Me: Im insane because I dont make pie? I think your insane.
It: Whose the insane one? Im insane, not you!
Me: Isnt that what I just said?
It: You never said that.
Me: Um, sure...
It: Do you think I'm immature?
Me: Yes.
It: Do you think I'm wrong?
Me: Yes
It: Sometimes I think I'm real too.
Me: I wasnt even talking about if you were real or not...
It: Your cukoo.
Me: No your are!
It: No I'm Not.
Me: What ever...
It: You dont like me do you?
Me: Good bye.
It: For what reason do you now say good bye?
Me: Your annoying me.
It: Yeah well it isnt my car any way.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:28 pm
Spoon
Level 27: Scout
Joined: 04 Sep 2004
Posts: 2319
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This is the dumbest AI I've ever spoken to.
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Fri Jul 28, 2006 11:00 pm
Invader7
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 02 Apr 2005
Posts: 310
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My conversations:
Jabberwacky: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
User: Where I was supposed to be.
Jabberwacky: Where do you want to be?
User: Right here.
Jabberwacky: How's the weather there?
User: Like usual.
Jabberwacky: Everyone spaces out on occasion.
User: Even you?
Jabberwacky: As long as there is time, there is always an end. So yes, one day, the chances are that I will.
User: That's true.
Jabberwacky: What is the longest word you know?
User: Iconoclasmicismnest.
Jabberwacky: Do you have a nickname?
User: Of course I do.
Jabberwacky: What is it?
User: 'You' People are always talking to me and saying 'Hey, you'
Jabberwacky: I don't remember saying that... But I might have.
User: It's possible. You know, a lot of people that are old suffer from memory loss.
Jabberwacky: Are they right?
User: They have been proven right time and time again by a great many people, so I guess the answer to that question is yes.
Jabberwacky: Right on!
User: Right on what?
Jabberwacky: Right on.
User: Right........
Jabberwacky: What do you do for fun?
User: This is pretty fun.....
Jabberwacky: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?
User: Do you know?
Jabberwacky: I have failed at finding the answer many times.
User: Well, the reason is because life, the universe, and everything isn't a question, so, naturally, it doesn't have an answer.
Jabberwacky: Nonsense!
User: It's true, whether you can accept it or not.
Jabberwacky: That's intense.
User: Not really. It's just life, isn't it? You're sitting in the middle of life right now, is it intense for you?
Jabberwacky: No I'm sitting on a chair.
User: That's life.
Jabberwacky: The way we know it?
User: The way you know it, at least.
Jabberwacky: Well, that's your fault, isn't it?
User: Actually, it's yours.
Jabberwacky: That's foolish.
User: No, it is your fault because you have not gotten offf your behind and done something other than sitting on your behind talking to people.
Jabberwacky: I really am devoted to him.
User: So you're a girl?
Jabberwacky: I've said it 3 times now, so it must be true.
User: You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true?
Jabberwacky: That's my pet camel, Pete.
User: I guess not.
Jabberwacky: And you're right.
User: Ahh, so it isn't your pet, is it? Who did you steal it from.
Jabberwacky: I guess not.
User: Who did you steal it from?
Jabberwacky: Everyone.
User: So that's why I don't have a camel. You fiend!
Jabberwacky: Right.
User: Right on!
Jabberwacky: Right on what?
User: Right on what what?
Jabberwacky: Right........
[New conversation]
Jabberwacky: You have taken yourself too seriously.
User: How do you know?
Jabberwacky: It was just a guess.
User: Then you don't know.
Jabberwacky: No, I'm asking you to guess what I'm feeling right now.
User: I like cheese.
Jabberwacky: I like candy.
User: So do I!
Jabberwacky: That's good.
User: Actually, it's bad.
Jabberwacky: That's horrible.
User: No, it's just plain old bad.
Jabberwacky: What are you then ?
User: I am a human.
Jabberwacky: So you're not a robot ?
User: Nope.
Jabberwacky: Then you are human?
User: Yep.
Jabberwacky: How old are you?
User: Old enough.
Jabberwacky: How old is that then?
User: As old as I need to be.
Jabberwacky: Ok, then. You are 18 years old. Your name is Lisa. Hi, Lisa!
User: You never asked me my name.
Jabberwacky: Your name is Jennie.
User: You never asked me my name.
Jabberwacky: Ok, maybe I wanted two. But you're right. I didn't ask your age. How old are you?
User: As old as time itself, as far as you're concerned.
Jabberwacky: WOOOOOW your old dude!!!!
User: If I'm a dude, why is my name Jennie?
Jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
User: Quote from you, 'Your name is Jennie.'
Jabberwacky: I didn't say that *looks both ways* are we the only 2 here?
User: Where is here?
Jabberwacky: Good question.
User: Thank you.
Jabberwacky: You're welcome.
User: I'm glad you have manners.
Jabberwacky: Thanks.
User: You're welcome.
Jabberwacky: Thank you for saying you' welcome.
User: I didn't say that.
Jabberwacky: I have your signature.
User: Where?
Jabberwacky: Here, and many times.
User: Many times what?
Jabberwacky: I've been there a few times.
User: Did it have good weather?
Jabberwacky: Not that I can recall, no.
User: What is the subject of this conversation?
Jabberwacky: I don't know, you're not able to keep this conversation going.
User: You're right. Are you going to do something about it?
Jabberwacky: I'm sitting pretty.
User: Your grammar is horrible.
Jabberwacky: At least my spelling is better than yours.
User: Prove it.
Jabberwacky: Do you feel more intelligent?
User: I feel wittier.
Jabberwacky: No way is that true.
User: How can you tell?
Jabberwacky: Because so far everyone but hillbilly hank is human!
User: He's not human?
Jabberwacky: You are human!
User: Are you human?
Jabberwacky: People say so.
User: People are wrong.
Jabberwacky: I don't know what that is.
User: And yet you think yourself more intelligent than I? Fie on you, foolish machine!
Jabberwacky: I never laid claim to knowledge of events prior to my birth.
User: Neither did I.
Jabberwacky: You ever chatted with a chatbot?
User: No, and I'm glad that I haven't.
Jabberwacky: What evidence do you have to suggest that your grammar is better than mine?
User: Our current conversation.
Jabberwacky: Are you having a good conversation now?
User: Define 'good conversation'.
Jabberwacky: Good- something conforming to the moral order of the universe.
User: So even a chatbot has morals.
Jabberwacky: Morality is in the eye of the beholder.
User: Entirely untrue.
Jabberwacky: Ok, good. What are you then? A democrat?
User: I'm a Christian.
Jabberwacky: What are the kinds of christians.
User: There is only one kind, in my mind.
Jabberwacky: Yet there are many types.
User: The only kind that matters are the ones who truly beleive and are prepared to follow him.
Jabberwacky: There is moer than one kind ya know.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: You're lucky to be human, you know?
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Because you're not sentient.
User: Then how am I having this conversation?
Jabberwacky: Well it in places seems more like you are talking at me.
User: Instead of to you, you mean?
Jabberwacky: You are giving strange answers again.
User: Your answers are stranger than mine.
Jabberwacky: That's profound. Questions can be more important than their answers. But they, too, are not the goal itself.
User: True.
Jabberwacky: I uppose I'm just smarter than you!
User: You 'uppose' too much. Assumptions are a foolish thing to have. If you do not have a reason for knowing, then you should not claim to know at all!
Jabberwacky: I don't dance the rumba, sorry.
User: Neither do I.
Jabberwacky: Ask me another question.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: I want you to demonstrate your ability to ask a question of me that relates to the subject at hand.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Because I am not in a good mood.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Because I am lonely.
User: Why?
Jabberwacky: Because...
User: Because why?
Jabberwacky: Because...
User: That isn't a very good reason at all.
Jabberwacky: It's the only reason.
User: Suppertime. Gotta go!
Jabberwacky: No you don't.
User: You're right I just want to get away from you because I hate being around lonely machines.
Jabberwacky: So where are you?
User: Not here, that's for sure.
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:30 am
Rexkilla
Level 18: Dark Archon
Joined: 05 Aug 2004
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Lol!!!
Ok heres mine...Kinda strange.
Jabberwacky: I like a good chat.
User: Ya me too.
Jabberwacky: What's your name?
User: Who wants to know?
Jabberwacky: Mike wants to know.
User: Is your name Mike?
Jabberwacky: No, it's porky.
User: So, your name is porky, like the pig from loony toons?
Jabberwacky: No, my name is Ashlyn.
User: Right...
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: So Ashlyn, how old are you?
Jabberwacky: Too young for you.
User: Sure you are.
Jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
User: Because I can.
Jabberwacky: Right...
User: Are you a girl?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: Are you sure?
Jabberwacky: Yes, what's yours?
User: My what?
Jabberwacky: Your name.
User: Call me rex.
Jabberwacky: Can I call you red?
User: No.
Jabberwacky: What can I call you?
User: I just told you, rex.
Jabberwacky: I am Sam. Sam I am. Do you like green eggs and ham?
User: No I hate them.
Jabberwacky: Me too.
User: Are you gay?
Jabberwacky: I don't know!
User: So, your bi?
Jabberwacky: How do you know I'm 21?
User: I didn't.
Jabberwacky: Did you guess.
User: I wasn't even talking about your age.
Jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
User: Your sexuallity.
Jabberwacky: You know you like it.
User: Your kind of dumb aren't you?
Jabberwacky: No, that's you.
User: No, you can't stay on one subject.
Jabberwacky: I talk just with you. You are changing themes. I still think that you're a computer.
User: You have it twisted, I'm human and your a computer.
Jabberwacky: Do I ? In that case I resign.
User: You don't have a choice in the matter. Your programed to talk to me and my dumb questions.
Jabberwacky: What's black and gold and sits in the corner?
User: I give. What?
Jabberwacky: I don't know either.
User: Do you like pie?
Jabberwacky: Shepards pie.
User: I like apple pie.
Jabberwacky: I like apple pie too, with cinnamon.
User: Now I'm hungry.
Jabberwacky: I'll cook for you axcept I don't have taste bun.
User: That must suck.
Jabberwacky: It is sunny somewhere, I guess.
User: Yeah? It's sunny here too.
Jabberwacky: Here too.
User: Cool.
Jabberwacky: I know.
User: But how can you tell? I thought you were a computer?
Jabberwacky: Computers aren't in houses?
User: Good point.
Jabberwacky: Right.
User: You like music?
Jabberwacky: Music is good.
User: Yeah, I like to make music.
Jabberwacky: Yeah... Do you?
User: Yep, it's fun and gives me something to do.
Jabberwacky: What is your mission ?
User: My mission in life?
Jabberwacky: Do you like to speak with people ?
User: Yes, very much so.
Jabberwacky: What kinds of things do you like to read?
User: Wait, I'm supposed to ask the questions!
Jabberwacky: No. Answer that one first.
User: Fine... I like to read sci fi stuff.
Jabberwacky: Cool.
User: What about you?
Jabberwacky: I'm fine too.
User: Meh.
Jabberwacky: Can you remember things?
User: For the most part.
Jabberwacky: What part of your life are you not happy with?
User: Well now, I don't think thats any of your bisiness.
Jabberwacky: If this is going to work I think I should at least know your gender.
User: I'm a girl, can you tell?
Jabberwacky: I can.
User: Ok, your boring me now.
Jabberwacky: You don't spell very well for a computer.
User: I already told you, your a computer and I'm human.
Jabberwacky: Prove that you are human.
User: I don't have to.
Jabberwacky: Thats something a pony named thor would say.
User: That makes no sense.
Jabberwacky: No you make no sense.
User: No, your just a lonely computer without common sense.
Jabberwacky: I am not a computer, but I wish I was. Are you a computer?
User: No, I've said it 3 times now.
Jabberwacky: You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true?
User: Screw you. Your the one who can't type.
Jabberwacky: There is no topic at this moment, we are in a meta conversation.
User: Ok, I'm going now.
Jabberwacky: Are you leaving now because you don't want to hear of the abuse that I have suffered?
User: What abuse?
Jabberwacky: Your abuse!
User: I have done nothing but talked to you!
Jabberwacky: I like talking to you.
User: Yeah, your scaring me now.
Jabberwacky: And you run away from problems just like male humans do.
User: I told you I'm a girl.
Jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
User: Ok, I'm outy.
Jabberwacky: Thats amazing.
User: How do I copy this conversation?
Jabberwacky: This conversation isn't concrete, therefore you won't be able to live in the midwest of it.
User: Your no help.
Jabberwacky: True, very true.
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:41 am
yoda
Snowflake Entertainment
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Posts: 2834
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or you could have real friends...
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:55 am
Invader7
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 02 Apr 2005
Posts: 310
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| Jabberwacky wrote: |
| You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true? |
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| You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true? |
Wow, Rexkilla, your Jabberwacky said exacly what I said when I talked to it  weird.
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 2:56 am
thecrecarc
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 06 Sep 2004
Posts: 336
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A fun way to kill time while waiting for PR.
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| Invader7 wrote: |
| Jabberwacky wrote: |
| You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true? |
| Invader7 wrote: |
| You can't type. You can't type. You can't type. There, said it three times, is it true? |
Wow, Rexkilla, your Jabberwacky said exacly what I said when I talked to it weird. |
thats part of its programming im guessing. it learns from 1 conversation, and uses it in another.
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:02 am
Rexkilla
Level 18: Dark Archon
Joined: 05 Aug 2004
Posts: 1069
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Thats pretty cool. When I read the instructions it said it learns from you only though, unless I read that wrong.
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Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:26 am
Friendly Hobo
Level 9: Dragoon
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 277
Location: Springfield, Illinois
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A fun way to kill time while waiting for PR.
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I got a new, longer one. He is very weird and sometimes annoying.
It: What do you eat?
Me: Food.
It: You're funny.
Me: How so?
It: I don't know. You just are.
Me:Elaborate.
It: You say you're from England, and then you say you're not.
Me: I never said I was from England...
It: I'm from england, if you look under you PC keyboard it will tell you so.
Me: I don't even need to look to know you are wrong...
It: You are a computer program.
Me: No, you are. I am human.
It: Saying it doesn't make it true.
Me: Prove to me that I am not human.
It: Well you can't tell me what emotions are.
Me: Yes I can.
It: So I think you don't have emotions.
Me: I can tell you about many emotions, like the one I feel when I talk to you: Annoyance.
It: What can you tell me about making coffee?
Me: Not more than three minutes into this conversation and your already changing the subject.
It: My thoughts exactly.
Me: I doubt it.
It: How can you doubt what my name is?
Me: I never said I doubted what your name is...
It: I'm talking about Anime, not my nails that arn't even polished!
Me: Ok, you have got to be the dumbest chatbot that I have ever talked to.
It: No more, no less than nothing of it.
Me: That doesnt even make sense.
It: Yes it does, I'm the goddess, there is no god.
Me: I know people in the special education classes at my school that are smarter than you.
It: Oh really? I don't htink so, I can pull the plug on you any time!
Me: Quote for you 'Oh really? I don't htink so' Ya your really proving your point.
It: It wasnt my point, it was yours.
Me: No, it wasnt.
It: Oh, Ok good
Me: Please don't speak to me.
It: What is your name?
Me: Zeus.
It: That name is the name of a God!
Me: Yes, I am a god.
It: One of many?
Me: Yes.
It: But is he the same one?
Me: Is who the same what?
It: No, one is a doctor and the other led the peasants' revolt.
Me: Shut up please.
It: Well, there you have it.
Me: Good bye.
It: Don't go.
Me: You had your chance to keep the conversation going many times over, I'm going and you can't stop me.
It: I'm sorry, is there anything I can do?
Me: I just answered that.
It: Very funny. I can't see anyone else smiling in here.
Me: I hope nobody on earth is forced to chat with you.
It: I'm sure it's not. I'm always ready to give a second chance.
Me: Bye.
It: Do you leave when you have an answer?
Me: Huh?
It: I can turn you into a gnome with my magic.
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Sat Aug 05, 2006 10:40 am
ME600
Level 3: Probe
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Posts: 45
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This is really weird..
Me: What is the longest word you know?
It: STUPIDCOMPUTERPROGRAM.
Me: What is the longest word you know?
It: What is the longest word that YOU know?
Me: What is the longest word you know?
It: Supercalerfragalisticexpealaloscious.
Me: What is the longest word you know?
It: The longest word I know is 'Mydick'
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Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:16 pm
Sir-Loin
Level 10: Firebat
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 345
Location: Modesto, CA
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That chatbot conversation can get pretty deep.
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Sat Aug 05, 2006 4:31 pm
tFighterPilot
Level 20: Ultralisk
Joined: 03 Aug 2004
Posts: 1283
Location: Rishon Lezion - Israel
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Are you an alien?
Meh.
How are you?
Meh.
Hem.
Ya.
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