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Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:20 am
AssCutter

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truly he is the purity of form, and can we have some 4D screen shots?

Big Grin



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Sun Apr 02, 2006 3:47 am
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CrackerJason23 wrote:
I think 5c0rp just doesn't get the joke. 5c0rp, try going here to understand why this is hilarious:

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Sorry you didn't get the "inside joke." I hope you understand why Chuck Norris is funny. Because that website says so.



Chuck Noris is funny because Chuck Noris said so.....and if u dissaprove then Chuck Noris will correct that....lol


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 6:12 am
Edfishy

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Bah, I loved it. In my oppinion, Blizzard's "BurgerCraft" is worse.


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:24 am
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. Only another fist. Angry


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:59 am
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Aaah, Chuck Norris. lol.

People playing WoW will know all about Barrens Chat.

People got bored and started editting the jokes (slightly)

Example:

When Vin Diesel has a shower, he doesn't get wet. The shower gets Vin Deiseled.

Man I'm starting to get sick of that particular one, but it's so random...

Nice joke IMO Tongue


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Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:24 am
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These jokes originated with Vin Diesel. It wasn't Chuck Norris.

BTW, Chuck Norris is a lame old man now. Just so you guys know. He's not that cool.


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Mon Apr 03, 2006 3:34 am
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Chuck Norris SC facts!

Chuck Norris plays SC his APM is 1/x as x reaches the limit of 0.
Chuck Norris has never lost a single unit when playing a game of SC.
The file extension SCX really means Super Chuck Norris Extreme .
Chuck Norris never has to build on creep when playing Zerg.
Chuck Norris never has a supply limit as he scares the game engine into submission.
Chuck Norris is never dropped from a game on purpouus he round house kicks the server to log off.
Chuck Norris can beat a person without making more then 4 orginal workers.
Chuck Norris can play more then 10 games of sc at once without blinking.
Chuck Norris never has gone above tier 1 units to win a game of SC.
SCV dose not mean space construction vehicle it’s really Small Chuck Norris Victim.
Chuck Norris has more wins then the top ten current ladder bots on sc.
Chuck Norris is the reason the SC ladder is broken.



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Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:54 am
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I took it seriously untill I read the stuff after the "hybrid Norris" junk... Oh well. It's not like PR is that reliable anyways. Tongue


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Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:28 am
Commodore Nuclear X

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Well, a "serious" fourth race as in a Duran's protoss-zerg hybrids would have been believable.


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Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:18 am
AssCutter

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but the chuck norris thing is much funnier.....oh yes a new fact about chuck.


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.



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Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:35 pm
Scorp

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AssCutter wrote:
but the chuck norris thing is much funnier.....oh yes a new fact about chuck.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.


Actually that's one of the first ones I herd.


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Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:33 am
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This joke plays off the fact they used "Hybrids" as a placeholder for the Warcraft III race-selection screen Smile

I found it funny, even if Chuck Norris has been done to absolute death.


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Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:15 am
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Who the heck is Chuck Norris?


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Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:08 am
Commodore Nuclear X

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Though a more "serious" joke would have been more believable, that does mean that it should have been done. The team can't afford to lose more time on trivial stuff.

Chuck Norris, i think, is the guy who plays texas ranger and stars in some lame-*ss american action movies. He and Steven Seagal are really stupid with their strong-and-silent cliche. Not many people outside the US know about Chuck Norris, or care about his jokes, but many people outside the US care about PR and are registered in the forums.


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Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:21 am
Dariath




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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2...&q=Chuck+Norris

If you find this hilarious, you're going to heaven.


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Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:29 pm
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COOler wrote:
When Chuck Norris plays SC his APM is 1 divided by 0, Chuck Norris can divide by 0.


Corrected.


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Wed Apr 05, 2006 8:45 am
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Anyone can divide by zero. The answer is infinity. Of course, not just any infinity - it has to be the infinity that is the single point compactification of the complex plane.


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Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:23 am
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Dariath wrote:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2...&q=Chuck+Norris

If you find this hilarious, you're going to heaven.


I'm going to heaven!

actually I'm immortal, but if someone were to kill me, then I'd go.



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Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:50 am
Spoon

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How is killing an innocent white girl cool, or funny?

This is though. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9...+Diesel&pl=true



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Fri Apr 07, 2006 11:15 am
Dark Shadow

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Konstantin wrote:
I'm going to heaven!

actually I'm immortal, but if someone were to kill me, then I'd go.



what kind of immortal? the unkillable kind (force, desease, ect)? or the kind that has no DNA degeneration....


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