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Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:29 pm
Berry2K

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 Hybrid Race Announced!

Due to popular demand, the team has decided to add the hybrids as a new race to Project Revolution.
After considering for some time what kind of creature could combine purity of essence and purity of form, we came to the conclusion that there was only one real answer: Chuck Norris, who also adds his very own purity of roundhouse kick.



Here is a spinner of Chuck Norris. It isn't animated because Chuck Norris moves too fast for the human eye. It's not spinning because noone has seen Chuck Norris' back. Ever.


Here are some facts about the new race:

Chuck Norris doesn't mine mineral patches; he just drags the entire things home.
The propulsion method for Guardians has long been a mystery; it has now been ascertained that it is Chuck Norris.
The power of the Xel'Naga temple on Shakuras was a voice recording of Chuck Norris.
Kerrigan is the queen bitch of the universe; the universe is the queen bitch of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is around, Protoss buildings can fly as well.
You can't upgrade Chuck Norris. He upgrades you.
Spider mines move away from Chuck Norris.
Dark Templar energies can kill a cerebrate. Chuck Norris can make it commit suicide.
Chuck Norris doesn't regenerate health over time; he never gets hurt.
Any attack by Chuck Norris is considered a 'rush'.
Chuck Norris has only one 'annoyed' sound. However, noone has ever lived to report what it is.
Chuck Norris has the fastest APM ever. If he goes any faster the keyboard melts.
With Chuck Norris, Project Revolution becomes 4D.
You can't 5pool Chuck Norris; by then you're already dead.
Chuck Norris knows zerglings. By name. All of them.
Chuck Norris does not appear in the 'diplomacy' menu. Chuck Norris needs no one.
If you want to know where Chuck Norris is, check the AI pinging for help on the minimap.
Chuck Norris is perfectly balanced. He dares you to say otherwise.

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Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:38 pm
DELittle

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Could this be an april fools joke possibly :lol:

Anyway this so should be an easter egg for PR.


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:46 pm
tFighterPilot

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I actually did a chuck norris skin for rome total war




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Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:45 pm
CrackerJason23

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I heard Chunk Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

But seriously I think this announcement is great and I can't wait to play the new fourth Chuck Norric race. As always, PR knows just what the SC audience wants!


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 3:32 pm
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Hahahah, good job Fighter Pilot. Smile


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:14 pm
reckoning

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Worst april fool's joke, it was too obvious. Cool


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:30 pm
Dark Shadow

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall?
Chuck Norris wanted an omelete...
Man this is great.... even if it will never happen...


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:38 pm
Scorp

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and you expect people to take this mod seriously...?


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:09 pm
Jun

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It's Berry's fault.


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:35 pm
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why didnt you guys release a rock, like the data disk, now that wouldnt have been an april fools joke!


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:37 pm
Lord Derith

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chuck norris rush.... lol


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:44 pm
Ermac

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"Spider mines move away from Chuck Norris." Laughing that's hilariuos, one of the best April fool jokes.


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:18 pm
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5c0rp wrote:
and you expect people to take this mod seriously...?



Pretty sure we don't care what others think except blizzard.


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:06 pm
LiableSuspect

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nice april fools, you should check out the one from gamespot:
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofstar...tml?mode=recent

World of Starcraft, nic theme and all but it seems to fake and to b posted at 04/01/06 12:01 is just an obvious attempt

also blizzards attempt this year just is not even humourous they used to trick us so good now its like...wt..f?


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:16 pm
Scorp

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SOuNDSNC wrote:
Pretty sure we don't care what others think except blizzard.


Well good luck then...
So why do you have this site anyway? for Blizzard?


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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:55 pm
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5c0rp wrote:
Well good luck then...
So why do you have this site anyway? for Blizzard?



Why do you have such a problem with this? How would this negatively effect this mod's reputation in any way? I believe Blizzard made April fools jokes. Look at Gamespot who is even announcing World of Starcraft to fool everyone. Does this mean they are not meant to be taken seriously anymore? I really do not see the point your trying to get across. Many internet sites post a joke on April fools. Including Staredit.net, with their main admin claiming he has had enough and is leaving. I fail to see how this would give anyone the impression this is a mod not to be taken seriously. Its April the first for crying out loud.


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:05 am
Scorp

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Aikanaro wrote:
Why do you have such a problem with this? How would this negatively effect this mod's reputation in any way? I believe Blizzard made April fools jokes. Look at Gamespot who is even announcing World of Starcraft to fool everyone. Does this mean they are not meant to be taken seriously anymore? I really do not see the point your trying to get across. Many internet sites post a joke on April fools. Including Staredit.net, with their main admin claiming he has had enough and is leaving. I fail to see how this would give anyone the impression this is a mod not to be taken seriously. Its April the first for crying out loud.


don't take it seriously... bot come on? chuck norris??


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:41 am
CrackerJason23

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I think 5c0rp just doesn't get the joke. 5c0rp, try going here to understand why this is hilarious:

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Sorry you didn't get the "inside joke." I hope you understand why Chuck Norris is funny. Because that website says so.


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:52 am
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i want the data disk return!, now that's an april fools joke..


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Sun Apr 02, 2006 1:54 am
Scorp

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CrackerJason23 wrote:
I think 5c0rp just doesn't get the joke. 5c0rp, try going here to understand why this is hilarious:

http://chucknorrisfacts.com/

Sorry you didn't get the "inside joke." I hope you understand why Chuck Norris is funny. Because that website says so.


Ofcourse I know it, everybody does, that's why it's not funny anymore.


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